And spam on blogs is (too) polite these days. You could create tons of flattering poems similar to the following:
your website is like an encyclopaedia for me
you inspire me
you’ve already made a difference.
Sometimes there is subtle poetry in typos:
not all bloggers have the gift to explain in some worlds something so perplexing.
(“worlds”, not “words” – think many worlds in quantum theory)
But very often spam is too chatty to qualify for modern poetry. I want these cool, aphoristic, enigmatic sentences. Thus I have selected shorter spam messages this time and I have tweaked them a bit – I have removed phrases like a bit, maybe, really, and your typical because your blog is so awesome clauses.
I think there is still room for improvement, but this is what remains after having boiled down spams received over the last three weeks (about 200 spams). The title is from a spam message, too. This poems proves that spammers are modest, too. They use “i” instead of the big ego “I”.
i can solve some of my problems
in some point i disagree with you,
but still your words seen very coherent to me
if you explain it better i would thank you so much
adding more relevant content might be helpful
i thought so too.
ever thought about writing a book someday?
make sure there are no hidden phrases
I’m getting sick and tired of WordPress
with this i disagree
i was just curious if you get a lot of spam responses?
Be sure to go through what you’re putting your signature on